11 Amusing Jokes About Relocating To Canada
The cold is preparing me for Canada
1. Are you people not paying attention?
Canada Immigration: So why do you want to leave Nigeria.— Mazi Ibe (@I_pissVodka) July 6, 2018
Me: You people don’t listen to News?
2. I will not even waste any time.
How I will fly out of Nigeria once Canada gives me visa. 😂😂😅 pic.twitter.com/rdM89XPpVd— Me (@ogbodoisaac) July 19, 2018
3. Nothing can stop us.
Lmaoo Canada thinks 7k increase will stop us from trying to get out of this country? 7,000 naira that we use to drink beer while complaining about how bad Nigeria is.— Mazi Ibe (@I_pissVodka) April 18, 2018
4. We just want to quickly get some things.
I am not going to run away from this country like others did, I'm going to fight for a better Nigeria till my last breath..— Ugℓу Nαke∂ Gυу (@t_riumphant) February 23, 2018
I may go and pick up something in Canada though...
5. It is going to be a massive sigh of relief.
Gotta start practicing that Alexis sigh for when I leave Nigeria and Canada announces me.— Mayowa George (@Wana____) January 22, 2018
6. We will be singing a song of deliverance.
If they mistakenly give you visa to Canada and you mistakenly travel out of Nigeria to Canada. What song will you play once you arrive at the airport in Canada?— Mazi Ibe (@I_pissVodka) December 4, 2017
Me: Mobolowo wan by D Banj.
7. If only it was possible to redeploy.
I wish you could runs your redeployment before birth.. you find out you're going to Nigeria and your just runs it to Canada 😭😭— 🐾 (@UncleTK__) August 30, 2017
8. In need of a wind of change.
Dear heavenly father I'm tired of Nigeria. Let the breeze of breakthrough fling me to Canada.— Teni (@TeniAmor) March 24, 2017
9. I just need some time to myself.
“It’s not you. It’s me”— Mazi Ibe (@I_pissVodka) February 26, 2018
Me practicing my break up speech with Nigeria when Canada mistakenly gives me VISA. pic.twitter.com/MBzxJzYQPE
10. One is being prepared for the future.
The office is too cold. I'm tempted to complain but i know they're preparing me for Canada, so i'm just gonna keep shut.— Renike (@iamrenike) July 23, 2018